@Papa_Mex: Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn't want to go to the store...
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@TheTimmyToes: [finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?" One clothes please!
@FavoritesYou: Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key.
@markhoppus: For class, my son had to create his own mythological god. He created Chillux, the god of relaxation, whose house is full of hammocks.
@BuckyIsotope: Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*