@armyVet1972: Big shoutout to the Red Robin waitress who checked my ID and immediately ruined the moment by saying, "Wow you're, like, older than my dad!"
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@YoungNobler: This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code.
@TheTweetOfGod: The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing.
@bridger_w: Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter
@Sarrah_Sloan: -currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult