@thebgcomplex: Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle
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@Parentpains: My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing.
@sammyrhodes: Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, "Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $.
@Area51eh: LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?
@RobDenBleyker: If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think "Look at that healthy jogger"