@thebgcomplex: Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle
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@stephenjmolloy: *dog comes up to me* "I think he likes me!" Cop: "We are going to search you for drugs now."
@QueefTornado: Me: This chicken is undercooked. Wife: You don't appreciate my cooking. Me: I think the vet could save it if it we took it right now.
@smelbz: The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there.