@PanicRestroom: "Billie Jean" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [girlfriend texting me] so what are you gonna do to me tonight ;) [remembers how she likes it rough] shoot you out of a cannon
@Yankeegiant72: After I dislodged my head from the drywall, I had 2 thoughts: 1) Wow, this new Metallica song is really good and 2) I may need new drywall
@ewfeez: [Kool-Aid Man breaks thru wall] Oh ya! [breaks 2nd wall] Oh ya! [3rd wall] OHHH YEAAHH! [breaks 4th wall] I've had many, many concussions
@ohheyohhihello: Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, "car bidet."