@PanicRestroom: "Billie Jean" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean
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@Boo_berries_: Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes Me: So what? K: Then I'll tweet your drafts M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out
@kcmoore51: 16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone. Me: Should we leave a key? 16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again.
@phranqueigh: "You're not like the other girls." "Yeah, that's pretty much how this works. We're literally all different ones."