@PanicRestroom: "Billie Jean" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean
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@farleftcoast: Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device.
@MrSpoonicorn: *1st time at gym* *picks up weight* how do i equip this *steps on treadmill* can i get exp on here *taps huge guy* do you sell mana potions
@Iwriteforcats: I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.