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@UncleDuke1969: Billy: Hi! What's your name?
Johnny: Johnny.
B: Hey, what's THAT?
J: An iPhone 4.
Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy?
B: Johnny. He's poor.

Billy: Hi! What’s your name?
Johnny: Johnny.
B: Hey, what’s THAT?
J: An iPhone 4.
Mom: Who’s your new friend, Billy?
B: Johnny. He’s poor.

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