@robrouse: Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed "we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."
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@Rlpihl: [raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?
@hipstermermaid: I just want a time machine so I can show up at the Salem witch trials with an iPad.
@WilliamAder: Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through.