@markleggett: Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it.
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@MummaCrazy: 10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is.
@Staggfilms: Someone tried to abduct me today by sloppily painting “taco truck” on the side of a windowless van. There were no tacos in there. Please send help.
@HepatitisAtoZ: chore hatred level: considering becoming a raw food vegan and drinking straight from the garden hose to avoid doing dishes
@Book_Krazy: *Blows dandelion in the wind* *stares at stem* [whispers] "Now you're just somebody that I used to blow"