@ibid78: Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window.
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@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.
@noog: Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.
@ArfMeasures: "Sir how should we sell scissors?" SADISTIC CEO: Put them in tough plastic that..get this*cries with laughter* u have to open with scissors