@ibid78: Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window.
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@Smooheed: A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended
@Mr_Kapowski: *Boss approaches desk* "What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
@yoyoha: If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes.