@ibid78: Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window.
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@andylassner: At least once a day I say "nice to meet you" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved.
@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?
@darinlovesbacon: Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty
@causticbob: I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures.