@IamEnidColeslaw: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard.
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@aveuaskew: If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza.
@AnitaHelmet: Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes.
@petedavidson: Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
@zorgod: I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain.