@pinupteacher: I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?

@jordan_stratton: *drinking water* Ahh, yes. Surely this single glass will reverse what I did to my body this weekend.

@markhoppus: It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!

@lisaxy424: If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet.

@BoutCrazed: The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little "boyfriend" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison.