@pinupteacher: I walk into the main office of a new school:
Secretary: You a sub?
*cheeks blush*
Me: Who have you been talking to?
@jordan_stratton: *drinking water* Ahh, yes. Surely this single glass will reverse what I did to my body this weekend.
@markhoppus: It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!
@lisaxy424: If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet.
@BoutCrazed: The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little "boyfriend" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison.
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