@shadonium: Birds shit on us because we tweet better.
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@pinupteacher: I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?
@jordan_stratton: *drinking water* Ahh, yes. Surely this single glass will reverse what I did to my body this weekend.
@lisaxy424: If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet.