@shadonium: Birds shit on us because we tweet better.
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@RandomManik: My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven.
@ComedicBust: ME: What'd you want for dinner? MY GOTHIC GF: I pray that the lord of darkness will claim my body & soul before sunset. ME: Chinese it is.
@Cheeseboy22: The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray.