@DaBusTp: Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?
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@HeyZeus666: I've been eating sunflower seeds and Tweeting for 9 hours. Now I know what my canary feels like.
@MarfSalvador: Everybody always goes on about how Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back but they never mention how long his arms were
@FilthyRichmond: Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.