@DaBusTp: Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?
@Adyaces: Her: Is my new concealer working?
Me: Who said that?
@paul_lander: Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
@spookyskeletons: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*
@Jenny4ashley: Marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells. You're just an idiot.
@NicestHippo: It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency