@DaBusTp: Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?
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@_correctomundo: I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.
@adamlucidi: You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you.
@t0shiba: Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'