@peterjames48: Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: "Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"
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@the_moonface: Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking.
@SteveSuckington: "There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today." -meteorologists
@chrisrockoz: You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.