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@iamburtjarvis: BISON DAD: good bye, son.
BISON SON: thank you, dad.
@Brampersandon_: *catches son swearing through sign language*
"We don't use that language in this house"
*hands him hand sanitizer*
"You know what to do"
@MelvinofYork: My wife says "Don't walk away when I'm talking to you" when 1. she's not talking, she's yelling, and 2. I'm not walking away, I'm retreating
@amselts: After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance "The Human" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet
@AnOrangeSNES: Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar
@DurtMcHurtt: Her: See ya later alligator!
Me: *slithers into swamp*