@trojansauce: *bites into tuba sandwich and breaks teeth* damn autocorrect
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@Token_Geezer: When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers
@LuvPug: The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go.
@papasuncle: Who names their kid Russell? Like hey kid you're a noise. Look after your sister kurplop boing
@MesutOzilClass: Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at Old Trafford and still drew.😂