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@tehaveragejoel: *bites nails*
Sorry. Bad habit. I haven't been on a date in a while
"I can see why" she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth

*bites nails*
Sorry. Bad habit. I haven’t been on a date in a while
“I can see why” she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth

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