@envydatropic: Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy
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@SteelFontana: Bad: Getting bit by a spider... Worse: ...inside your mouth... Worst: ...while making out with someone.
@iGreenMonk: The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality.
@Sarcasticsapien: Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard.