@GrantTanaka: black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow
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@JohnLyonTweets: *approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired.
@shutupmikeginn: If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?
@skullmandible: hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore