@AGStr8upNinja: Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies.
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@AimeeHelene1: My diet plan consists of multiple naps. Because you can't stuff your face when you're sleeping.
@MatCro: SON: How are monster trucks made? ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: [glares] ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
@notalogin: With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food.
@TurnpikeTony: I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.