@jwoodham: Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired.
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@SteveSuckington: If a serial killer commits suicide, you can console his family by saying, "hey, at least he died doing what he loved"
@retardedwriter: Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day.
@Bob_Janke: Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car.