@jwoodham: Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired.
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@VenisVal: My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video.
@DancesWithTamis: Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?
@fanofhell: *holds "bunny ears" over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*
@KentWGraham: Get your employees to work harder by “accidentally” leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff.