@jwoodham: Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired.
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@LizHackett: Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us.
@EliTerry: "Our relationship is nice because we can sit silently and still have fun." - cool thing to say to the person in bathroom stall next to you.