@karencreets: Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not
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@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.
@grimpossible: Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.
@T_N_Crumpets: [Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!