@karencreets: Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not
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@SteveSackington: I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china.
@ShesAllNat: What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
@noog: *playing Mortal Kombat* Her: Can I try? Me: Sure. Her: Which one of them shoots that Handookie thingie? Me: Hadouken? Her: Yea. Me: Leave.
@NicestHippo: [high school sex ed class] *scoffs* When are we ever going to use this in real life