@weinerdog4life: Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind
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@thatUPSdude: Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"