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@thatdutchperson: [blind date]

Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m..

Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*

[blind date]

Her: I’m a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m..

Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*

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