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@TheToddWilliams: [blind date]

JEFF BEZOS: I brought you flowers

HER: Oh thanks. That's very sweet

JEFF BEZOS: I see you’ve liked flowers. Perhaps you’d like these other flowers

[blind date]

JEFF BEZOS: I brought you flowers

HER: Oh thanks. That’s very sweet

JEFF BEZOS: I see you’ve liked flowers. Perhaps you’d like these other flowers

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