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@ThoughtOtter: [blind date]
OK don't let her know you're a remote control

"Your eyes are beau-
*sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks*

DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

[blind date]
OK don’t let her know you’re a remote control

“Your eyes are beau-
*sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks*

DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

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