@MsMosman: Blocked a someone with "Social Media Specialist | Online Reputation Manager" in their bio just to mess with their head. And it's douchy.
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@truegritrumble: ME: *first day as a ghost* So we just kind of bug people? OTHER GHOST: *going to town in a rocking chair* Have anything better to do?
@nbadag: [jurassic world] ME: so what ur saying is, no one milks the dinosaurs bc it's too dangerous TOUR GUIDE: that is not what i'm saying at all