@hangin_out: Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.
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@ShanaRose21: I have a bad habit of starting things and never finishing them. Let's all be thankful I'm not a surgeon.
@PaperWash: Facebook: your old HS friend just sent you a friend request me: cool! Facebook: she's racist now me: uhh Facebook: everyone on here is
@AddTequila: Whenever I meet a girl with tattoos, I get excited. Because I know she's legal and willing to do stuff she may regret.
@MomOnFire: Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air quote," I need to speak with you privately.