@hangin_out: Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.
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@frenchielaboozi: seems like you must have been preeeetty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s
@david8hughes: Everybody mad at me like it's common knowledge to wait til after the eulogy before you start clapping. Sorry I didn't go to funeral college.
@lovemydogduck: Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had.