@Mikecanrant: Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
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@NoticablyBacon: If you see a dentist get shot and hes bleeding out, just casually mention how he needs to floss more so he doesnt bleed out like that
@Reverend_Scott: ME: Can you stop the car here? I wanna pet the dogs at that animal shelter. ARRESTING OFFICER: No.
@TuffyNyC: I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!
@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."