@Howiesbookclub: Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.
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@CantWaitToNap: Stories about panicked mothers lifting cars off their trapped babies... but it's my wife hauling out 10 cases of wine during a house fire.
@barbhaynes: OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."