@MatCro: Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is.
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@KKBowls: [at my house after 1st date] me: so, do you wanna have some sex? her: well, I don't normally do this...but I think I'll pass
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason.
@TheCatWhisprer: Trying this hot water diet where you drink a cup of hot water in the morning but so far all I've done is burn my tongue and eat 7 donuts.