@JohnBechard: "Blow on this."
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@usermcuserface: 10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie.
@ChickenColeman: Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work
@stephenjmolloy: Karate instructor: Come at me with an attack and I will defend it. Me: You are stupid. Instructor: *holding back tears* I meant physically
@liv_thatsme: "A rug, but PERMANENT! It'll capture all your beloved dirt & filth for years to come! Each stain tells a special tale!" -inventor of carpet