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@JohnBechard: "Blow on this."
@briangaar: How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*
@ThisOneSayz: *pops kid's balloon*
*kid cries and runs away*
*picks up kid's cake*
Husband: wtf is wrong with you?
Me: his piece was bigger!!
@shesananteater: Boss: Where'd you go??
Me: I got all the way up front and realized I forgot my pen.
Me: So I went to lunch.
@mochanya: I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?
@Brampersandon_: *slowly releases air from a balloon during your wedding vows*