@RatBatallion: Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?
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@Lisa_Laughs_: You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific.
@ryangriffiths: I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me "just be yourself".
@sarcasticmommy4: My son gave me a list of things he'd like in his Easter basket. This isn't Christmas, kid. Do you want a chocolate bunny or not?