@RatBatallion: Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?
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@SadPeruna: Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?
@wolfpupy: the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk
@Fred_Delicious: When my doctor diagnosed me with squid magnet syndrome I had a lot of questi... [a squid hits me in the face at 900mph killing me instantly]