@RatBatallion: Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?
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@Parentpains: After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success.
@robfee: Dads in horror movies always have the most chill explanations. "Our son is covered in pentagrams!" Well maybe he's just allergic to dairy.
@julie2288: The hardest part of raising kids is learning to let them go... Especially when they're 19 and STILL can't remember to flush a toilet.