@donni: Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now
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@DamienFahey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, "That's where it belongs."
@BarryVonAwesome: I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story