@donni: Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now
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@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.
@noog: Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles.
@dafloydsta: [spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course I can, don't be stupid
@sageboggs: Worst flight I've ever been on. Waited for hours, plane never left the ground.. I'm never flying Airbnb again