@donni: Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now
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@amishschool: Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include "mouth breathing".
@Chumpstring: SON: can I yell bomb at the airport DAD: no SON: I can yell boom DAD: boom's ok SON: how about "my mom's a lesbian now" DAD: please don't
@silent_musings: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper