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@withanewname: [boarding plane with really old pilot]
"think his heart will hold out? lol"
attendent: excuse me, sir?
"depart out, what time do we leave?"

[boarding plane with really old pilot]
“think his heart will hold out? lol”
attendent: excuse me, sir?
“depart out, what time do we leave?”

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