@UrbanDouchebag: Book Of Tim, 3:13. Behold, the lord said unto them, leave not your nachos unattended for quickly they become the spoils of thieving women.
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@just1fool: There's nothing more pathetic than asking a random woman if she'll sleep with you unless it works because then you're a genius.
@KalvinMacleod: BOSS: you're fired ME: is it because I won't take no for an answer? BOSS: no ME: is it because I won't take no for an answer?
@djdarrellripley: Her: Did you just ask that woman out? Me: Yes... Her: And? What'd she say? Me: Well, her lips said No but, her eyes said "Read My Lips."
@DiamondGirl127: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please