@Mr_Mike_Clarke: Boom, boom, ching!
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@sunexplode: Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names.
@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
@bfrosty04: Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads...
@daemonic3: If I were a ghost, I'd spell "antidisestablishmentarianism" on the Ouija board just to waste those idiots' time.