@KrazykurtKurt: Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers.
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@murrman5: "the immaturity and the copying are my main issues" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office
@RandiLawson: For english press ONE. Para espanol el primo numero DOS. If you like totes can't even right now, obvs press THREE.
@canunots: parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock! clock: 11:01 me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
@KentWGraham: It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.