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@Chocovania: [Border control]
Officer: “You’re not American.”
Me: “Deep.”
*Officer squints*
M: “Fried.”
*squints harder*
M: “Guns.”
"Welcome back, Sir."

[Border control] 
Officer: “You’re not American.”
Me: “Deep.”
*Officer squints*
M: “Fried.”
*squints harder*
M: “Guns.”
“Welcome back, Sir.”

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