@weinerdog4life: Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.
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@drinksmcgee: "Cover your mouth when you cough or I'll kill you and your entire family" - The new motivational poster I've hung in my office at work
@genehunter1: What kind of name for a storm is "Debby?" Hurricanes should have names like "Satan" No one should have their house destroyed by "Heather."
@kelkulus: A dating app called "Hinder" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything.