@weinerdog4life: Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.
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@LolaLuvsLollies: I'm sorry I said "sorry about your eyebrows" when you showed me your wedding photos
@KeetPotato: with extra mice "rice or mice" mice "we don- are u a snake" yes "we cant deliver to a snake" d'you know how long it took to dial this number