@CakeThrottle: Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog
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@BoobsRadley: Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick Me: not if I'm banking on them eating my body
@llvvzz: What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex.
@TheThomason: Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was "give them their own school."