@CakeThrottle: Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog
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@KevinFarzad: To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you.
@fridaycandy: At a job interview: "What are your strengths?" "I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start?"
@BuckyIsotope: Remember the Scooby Doo episode where they put Scooby down and gave Shaggy the death penalty for ripping the face off an innocent person?
@Book_Krazy: *Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] "you said debriefing"