@enclaire: Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future.
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@JElvisWeinstein: People belittle the internet "talking about a dress" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise.
@OfficeofSteve: I always leave my vehicles gas on empty because I want thiefs to be as pissed off as my wife