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@SteveSuckington: Boss: Are you high?

Me: If I was high could I do this?

B: What? You aren't doing anything

M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?

Boss: Are you high?

Me: If I was high could I do this?

B: What? You aren’t doing anything

M: sorry I’m super high. What was the question?

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