@fro_vo: *boss calls me into office*
"um but sir my name is--"
Be quiet you're "into office" now
@icrushedmyhalo: Raise the roof!
The roof is on fire!
Hit the club!
Bust those moves!
Burning the dance floor!
- RL partying sounds so violent
@Beardson: These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see.
@Gwinifer: Life with me is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're going to get the crazy one filled with arsenic.
@WhoCuppedMyCake: I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!
@torrami: Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was