@fro_vo: *boss calls me into office*
"um but sir my name is--"
Be quiet you're "into office" now
@nowarranty: I'm only two people away from having a love triangle.
@squirrel74wkgn: One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked.
@Guinz: You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [clown cleaning shower]
MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain.
[clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]
@tequilasaltlife: I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom