Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@LackOfShame: Boss: Just spend the company's money with the same discretion as you would your own.

Me: I understand.

*bankrupts the company

Boss: Just spend the company’s money with the same discretion as you would your own.

Me: I understand.

*bankrupts the company

COMMENTS