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@Marlebean: Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00.

Me: I can't come, I'm allergic.

Boss: But we're not serving food.

Me: ... yeah now I really can't come.

Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00.

Me: I can’t come, I’m allergic.

Boss: But we’re not serving food.

Me: … yeah now I really can’t come.

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