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@Snarfernini: *boss walks in

Me: I lost my contact

Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me:

Boss:

Me: Shut the door when you leave

*boss walks in

Me: I lost my contact

Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: 

Boss:

Me: Shut the door when you leave

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