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@TomTheWicked: Boss: What's for lunch?
Me: Food.
B: What kind of food?
M: The kind you eat.
B: ...
M: ...
B: ...
Me: You hired me. This is your fault.

Boss: What’s for lunch?
Me: Food.
B: What kind of food?
M: The kind you eat.
B: …
M: …
B: …
Me: You hired me. This is your fault.

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