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@VenisVal: Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait?

Boss: Today!

Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It’ll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait?

Boss: Today!

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