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@TheToddWilliams: [boss's office]
BOSS: Do you like my fire place?
ME: Actually, it's one word: "fireplace"
BOSS: You're fired
ME: Oh, I get it now

[boss’s office]
BOSS: Do you like my fire place?
ME: Actually, it’s one word: “fireplace”
BOSS: You’re fired
ME: Oh, I get it now

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