@Bollingmargaret: Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why are we here? Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
@MomofTeen: Gravy boat. Gravy boat. All the dishes are on my son's bedroom floor so I'm drinking coffee from a GRAVY BOAT!
@StephanieOKC: Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it "Girls Gone Wild" when you're a 100.