@Bollingmargaret: Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy.
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@thatUPSdude: My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep "I know" was probably not the right answer
@wife3kidsnodogs: How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?
@fro_vo: Me: trump keeps obfuscating the truth Wife: i see you learned a new word Me: i obfuscately did Wife: Me: what are we obfuscating for dinner
@Andrea__B__: I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire.