@Bollingmargaret: Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy.
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@skullpuppy11: The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me.
@Fenyris: I wear dresses to work so it takes me less time to use the loo so people won't think I'm pooping. So yeah, I'd say I'm pretty professional.
@GoldenSpirals: Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt? *Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*