@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
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@weinerdog4life: Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you.
@pleatedjeans: Best way to get a girl to come home with you is to tell her you own 3 lava lamps seriously what girl wouldn't want to see 3 lava lamps
@noog: *lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean "digger"?
@DaveWeasel: If you don't like the way you look naked, remember; by the time you have your clothes off, its the other person's problem.