@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
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@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
@Donna_Gallers: 1. Go to the vets 2. Tell them your fish is poorly 3. Put a fish finger on the examining table 4. Do a sad face
@1Happytwit: Cats are weird. They look at you like they want to set you on fire then look all surprised when you toss them into the ceiling fan.